Funny

Physician Diagnoses

The following quotes were taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians:

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

The skin was moist and dry.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.