Monday, July 23, 2007

Go Legal!



The Author’s mandate

Friends, sisters and brothers, I command you to execute the following on my behalf:

ü I Hereby command you to prick my ballooning head through open and closed rebuke If only it happens

ü I ask you to remind me towards the right way, if you discern I’m heading towards the dark one.

ü If I justifiably need to be spanked, I give you my high order to do it

ü I bestow you the honor to make constructive criticisms for an individual’s development.

ü I will thanks you, if and only if, you air you ideas, suggestions and opinions that needs to be acted upon geared towards our advancement.

ü If my egoistic and boastful personality shows remind me to become humble and influence me to completely depart from it.

ü In case if I become “super” dominant that leads me to abuse my power, slap me with your thunder-awakening words.

ü If I become unprofessional, immediately beat me with your golden words.

ü If my being becomes a hindrance towards the general success, hit me so that I will be moved.

ü I forget to say “Thank you” which I commonly do, remind me to practice good manners and right conduct.

ü If I become rebellious with the ways I think, I feel and I write, I order you to criticize me ‘till I come to my senses.

This mandate is subject for strict compliance. Please obey accordingly. Reading this has caused you a promise to the author to follow it.

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